Some splainin' please
Mostly rants and rhetorical questions today, thank you very much.
Why is it that ERA couldn't pass and now this idiot in Washington is talking about making an Amendment banning same sex marriages? Does this seem wrong? I mean, republicans are all "Oooo, Clinton signed the Defense of Marriage Act, so don't blame it on us, blah, blah, choke." Hello? That makes NO SENSE! Clinton didn't attempt a new Amendment to the Constitution of the United State of America! So, ostensibly, it will be like Free Speech, Right to Vote, Right to Own Land, Right to Bear Arms, Right to Privacy, Right to Not Let Queers Have Rights. An Amendment is a huge step, a huge mistake. It takes so much time, and money and lobbying and lying and cheating and whatever to get a law into that sacred document so many of us swear by. And so much more to take it off. Then I see stupid moronic shit-fer-brains like Britney Spears get married for like, what, 10 minutes and say "Oops! A-Doy, I like totally didn't really wanna do that! Is there a breeze in here or is it my breasts leaking?" And beautiful, loving partners of 5 or 10 or 50 years can't even visit their lifemate in the ICU. That is a crime. When you ask anyone what marriage means, you'll hear the same. It's about two people loving each other. It's about a lifelong commitment that too many people don't take seriously anymore. It's about growing old together and fighting about the toilet seat and whether to have chicken or fish tonight, how much TV their kids should be watching. It's a celebration honoring love in front of God, family and friends. Why is it all of a sudden about something so silly as who's got a penis or a vagina? It's love. That's it.
Another thing. I can't believe that I like Gavin Newsom so much now, after so vehemently campaigning against him. He's got balls. Matt Gonzalez never would have gotten this far. Gavin has friends in high places, and can go balls to the wall with the best of them. Sorry Matt, I love you, but I'm really crushing on Gavin now.
And lastly, there are more donkey related deaths than automobile related deaths in the world each year. Just remember that.