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Football sucks. Unless you're me.

I hate football. I don't understand it. And not understanding something makes me hate it, just like a good American should.

M loves football. Thankfully, not in the "must watch all day sunday" way though. He will, however, watch the Super Bowl, the Dallas Cowboys, and any game that's put in front of him, probably. He just won't seek it out. Thank god.

Unfortunately, I'm forced to watch football for one day a year, along with most people in this country. In years past it's been watchable because a) my dad has a super bowl party with the best food ever and b) I got to see Janet Jacksons boob, and she's hot. Anyway, yesterday I had to go meet M and his parents at the building where they work because there was a show (they're in the fashion biz), and after the show was a party where the food and booze were free. Yesterday being my "cheat day" in my fitness schedule, I was all over it. Clam Chowder, wings and Crab Dip for the Pats fans, Philly Cheese Steaks for the fans of the other team (Eagles?). I'm wordly. I eat for both teams. Actually, the wings sucked there, so M and I in our drunken logic went out for wings after halftime.

M actually bet $10 for me and another $10 for him. He picked for me 7x7, which I know nothing about. Apparently it means that if the score is tied 7-7 at halftime, I win $250. And it was. Yay me.

I rule. And so does football. Until this money is gone, of course. Then football, again, will suck.

In other news, I've lost another pound. My jeans didn't fight me this morning out of the dryer and went on like a glove. And M keeps saying that I'm losing inches and when I flex for him, he says things like "Damn baby! Look at them guns!" (though he *may* be talking about my boobs) or "Holy shit! You are HOT!" He rules. He also commented that when I said "As soon as I get engaged, I'll get into shape" he had no idea that I was actually serious. My trainer is using me on his website as a testimonial. I think that hysterical. I told him we can do before and after pictures after I lose all the weight. Ha!

Comments

Nothing since the 7th. For those of us that don't have a life, can you write something aready??

ex-boss J

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