Layla's Dark and Foreboding Weblog

The Pope. He blows. Sucks it. He's a stupid, ignorant moron. And have you seen the choices in head wear? Fucking prick.

So what did this asshole do? He said that gay marriage is EVIL. Evil! Ok, now, may I have a different view on evil than some people, and, yes, my views may be a little biased when it comes to gay people, but really now. How about this: let me put together a little list of people who I consider truly "evil", and you tell me if Marcus & Steve, the boy toys who wait tables at Catch fits this description:

1- Aldolf Hitler. Yeah, he's a gimme.
2- John Wayne Gacy. The guy who dressed up as a clown and murdered little boys and buried them in his basement.
3- Idi Aman. "The Butcher of East Africa". Ok, he's called "The Butcher". Anyone with that title (except of course, you're local meat man) is automatically evil.
4- Julius Caesar. The guy boiled his mother, even if he is the namesake of a truly delicious salad. Or was that Caligula? Or Augustus? Either way, the Caesars were FUCKED.
5- Pol Pot. He was the one who ordered the slaughter of Cambodians during the 80's.
6- Osama bin Laden. Everyone's favorite guy to hate. Evil!
7- Dick Cheney. Now, I won't say that he's as evil as Hitler or Idi Aman, but that's merely because he hasn't done those things that blatantly. His daughter, however, is apparently evil.
8- Bob Melvin. My ex-boyfriend. He's pretty evil (killed cats in childhood=evil).
9- Vlad Tepes. Also known as "Vlad the Impaler", responsible for the deaths of over 20,000 people in Romania. Oh, and wanna know why he's even more evil? He's the basis for Dracula, the MOST evil.
10- H. H. Holmes. He built a hundred-room mansion complete with gas chambers, trap doors, acid vats, lime pits, fake walls and secret entrances. During the 1893 World's Fair he rented rooms to visitors. He then killed most of his lodgers and continued his insurance fraud scheme. He also lured women to his "torture castle" with the promise of marriage. Instead, he would force them to sign over their savings, then throw them down an elevator shaft and gas them to death. In the basement of the castle he dismembered and skinned his prey and experimented with their corpses. He killed over 200 people. (Thanks to The Scales of Good & Evil for the evil info)

So, for the Pope to say that gay people marrying is "evil" may be reaching just a bit. "Immoral" may have been a better choice for the guy to use if he's really that against it. Or, how about "I may not like it, but at least they're not fondling young alter boys with threats of eternal damnation, right?"

Idiot.