Uncle Jesse, you dick.
John Stamos, the former husband to the hottie Rebecca Romijin, is, as they say, "fucked".
The actor was asked by Jane magazine, “What’s the worst you ever screwed someone over?” He answered: “[In the mid- ’80s] I was in a band. I was playing somewhere in Finland, and there was a girl hanging around who was really drunk and interested in me. I wasn’t into her, but my friend was.
So the girl came back to my hotel, and I turned the lights down, and we started making out. I said, ‘Hold on a second, I’ve gotta go brush my teeth.’ It was dark, I left the room, and I sent in my friend who looked like me. And she thought she was having sex with me, but she was really having sex with my friend.”
That, my friend, is rape.
But ABC producers seem to think it's funny, and plan to use it in a storyline of the upcoming crapfest "Jake in Progress". How about renaming the show "Career in Shambles...Again".