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Women will get sterile just looking at you.

I rarely (never) promote other blogs here, but I came upon this one today and had to share it with you. I know that many of my readers are in fact Star Wars geeks. I've poked fun. I now know that none of you are as bad as you could be. Except maybe my brother A. But I hope not. This is really, really funny:

Women will get sterile just looking at you

In other news in my life, I got a promotion at work. Funny, since I hate my job, right? I have to say, I hate it less lately, but still. Funny.

I went to a Catholic party on Saturday. It was really, really, really fucking weird. I thought that no one on earth could be Catholic-er than P's mother-in-law, but they can. Oh yeah, they can. M said that it looked as though they raided the Vatican gift shop's cheesy bad art section. Bizarre. But, on the plus side, the reason for me being there was this:

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Yes...that would be a crawfish boil. My first. It was the BEST. I'd gladly sit around and pretend to love god for 180 lbs. of little baby lobsters and sausage and potatoes. God made 'em, right? Yum!

Also alive and well here in the great state of Texas, the Hummer. Here's me greeting my first Hummer of the day:

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Obviously I once again have too much time on my hands at work. That's the deal. More responsibility, less work. My new title is "Client Relationship Manager". It's hilarious, because isn't that pretty much what you could call a stripper? Anyhoo.

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That Star Wars site almost made me wet myself, hilarious

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