Fire! Fire!
Did I say "Fire"? Oh, sorry. I meant "FirED." As in, I got fired from my job today. I'm so excited.
Who fires me? I'm fucking awesome. Dipshits.
Anyway, I'll reveal all once my severence check gets here. Leave funny comments to make me feel better. And, if you're an attorney, leave your contact info. I got a JUICY one for ya. *cough*whistleblower*cough*
Comments
i hope youre planning on blowing the whistle
Posted by: Zoe | August 18, 2006 06:49 PM
First you get fired and then there are Mother-Fucking Snakes on my Mother-Fucking Plane. What is a person to do? Take 'em all out. The Snakes at your work as well as the Mother-Fucking Snakes on the Mother-Fucking Plane.
Posted by: J | August 19, 2006 04:58 AM
Nice, guess this means you should start your family. Ya know, work the system! There is 'free' money out there just for the takin' and I love the post about the Snakes....
Posted by: JM | August 21, 2006 01:51 PM
I'm looking forward to the details.
Posted by: MJ | August 24, 2006 07:26 PM