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Headlines!

I'm sick of them. I hate Anna Nicole's death more than her life. I want to punch Britney's bald head. No, that's not it. I want to kiss her head. I want to punch the media.

PIT BULL ATTACKS his fluffy toy as he fetches it for his pal.

BRITNEY SPEARS COMMITTED to keeping her career relevant.

JENNIFER ANISTON BREAKS UP her spaghetti before cooking it.

TOM CRUISE COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET to tell us he's gay. Well, we kinda knew that.

CAN THE WATER IN YOUR PIPES KILL YOU BEFORE MORNING? FIND OUT TOMORROW!

BLACK PEOPLE!

Ugh, they just suck. I think I'll be boycotting all news that isn't the NY Times or The Daily Show from here on out. Blech.

Comments

I'm sure this was accidental but did you realize that on your Feb. 23rd post when you were complaining about headlines you ended your last headline with "Black People!"
and then went on to comment
"Ugh, they just suck."

Now I'm sure you were talking about headlines but it could also be a sub-conscious racist thing going on there.

How do you like this headline: "Racist Jew from Texas says Black People Suck!"

~J

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