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November 28, 2006

The Bug

I've got the bug.

I'm itching.

I need to travel. I spend pointless, countless hours contemplating what I would do if I were to win the lottery, and almost all of it involves travelling. But, we're not in the "what should we do with all this damn money" stage of our lives, so for now...it's dreaming. For my readers who do a lot of travel, how do you plan it? How do you afford it? The trips I want to take aren't easily done in a few days, or on a limited budget. Maybe I should start an account just for this. I figure, if I put away $50/week, in a year I'll have $2,600 - enough for me. If M does the same thing, then we could both go.

Here are the top ten place I *must* travel to:

1. China/Taiwan
2. Japan
3. Southeast Asia (Vietnam, Thailand, Cambodia)
4. South Africa
5. Austrailia
6. Croatia
7. India
8. Spain
9. Greece
10. Italy

The spots in Europe seem like the most easliy accessible, if for language reasons only. A ticket to Tokyo is only 65K miles on American, or $1,200 in cash. I don't do tours, and I hate American-type resorts/hotels, so likely I'd be going solo or with M. I need to do this. I realize that planning these trips keeps me sane. I was just looking at my friends pictures of her trip to Taiwan, and I was seething with jealousy. Granted, she's Taiwanese, so it was easy for her to get around since she has family there and is a native speaker. I need to go.

For Christmas, I would like your AA miles. Thanks!

November 23, 2006

And Kramer walks out the door. Forever.

What were you thinking? Well, I guess we know what you were thinking. People have been comparing this to the Mel Gibson tirade a few months ago, which I suppose is a fair assessment of the situation. But this went a step further, if you ask me. Richards wasn't drunk. Richards didn't make a few statements and then shut up. Richards went far, too far, and will never be able to come back from this. He may try to make up for it, maybe do a buddy movie with a black actor, but to have gone to the lengths he did...career suicide.

My gripe today is with CNN. They have this "Your E-Mails" section dedicated to this story, where people from around the country can write in with their thoughts on the topic. What they don't have is a way for us to write to the folks that are writing in. They publish their names and locations, but that is it. Well, here we go. I have to answer some of these.

Lucy Ziegenhorn from Stafford, Virginia writes
People need to remember he was provoked during his "act." How would these same people react if they were bothered in the same way while they're "working"? Michael was "working" while he was "heckled" by these same people that are now playing the victim card. Let's not forget most African-Americans, whether they're comedians or not, always refer to each other as [the "n word"] which is acceptable to them. Michael apologized already ... move on people.

Oh, Lucy. First of all, how does the fact that he was working justify not only the use of the word "nigger", but the onslaught of other racially motivated slurs that he was throwing? "That's what happens when you interrupt a white man." To say that spewing racist remarks because of hurt feelings is ok gives us license to do all sorts of harmful things. Lucy, gain some insight here.

Mark Howell from Round Rock, Texas
Apparently the ["n word"] is offensive to blacks only if it comes from a white person's mouth. Where's their outrage with all the blacks that call each other [that word].

Mark, you and Lucy seem to have picked up on the same thing here. Yes. It is only offensive if it comes from a white person's mouth. Just as gay people can call themselves "fags", and Jewish people can poke fun at themselves. It's a method of lessening the power of the word. Taking it back. Whether or not I agree with the use of the word by black people is completely irrelevant. I assume, Mark, that you are white. And you're probably one of those people who say "Why is Black Pride ok, but white pride is wrong?" or "Why is there black history month and not white history month?" To you, I suggest going to your local community college (you're in Round Rock, which for all you non-Texans, is on the outskirts of Austin. You've got pretty good schools there, buddy) and enroll in an African American History course. You'll never think that way again. (Shout out to Lois Owens, my African American History teacher in college who talked me into taking the course!)

Tanisha Washington from Los Angeles, California
He is a very sincere man who lost his temper. He is a great comedy person, and very talented. He is obviously not a bigot. He is forgiven for losing his temper. We love him!

Tanisha. Don't forgive him. People who aren't bigots don't have that inside of them.

James Hamilton from Riverside, California
Richards' comments were just as bad as those audience members calling Richards a "cracker." Did those people also apologize for their racist name-calling? Where is the outcry for racial comments against whites?

James! You honestly think being called a "cracker" is equal to being called a "nigger"? Perspective, please.

John White from Tulsa, Oklahoma
Comedian Paul Rodriguez said, "Once the word comes out of your mouth and you don't happen to be African-American, then you have a whole lot of explaining." Mr. Rodriguez: Please explain to me why it matters if you don't happen to be African-American? Do blacks have carte blanche to use that word freely while expecting everyone else to shun it? Using slurs is wrong regardless of the speaker or the target, and if something is wrong, then it's wrong for everyone. To claim that history provides some kind of exception or loophole just contributes to more frustration and resentment between races.

Yes, John. Exactly. If Michael Richards was rapping, and talking about how he and "his niggaz" were hittin' it, then maybe he wouldn't have caused the uproar. If you notice, when black people refer to themselves as "niggers", they're not doing so in a malicious, racist sense. Richards was. He used it as a weapon, rather than a mark of solidarity. Which, considering his race, would have amounted to crap.

This whole situation may indeed have been the victim of a slow media day, despite the fact that this has been the most deadly month in the Iraq war history. But, I'm glad that if nothing else, it's opening up dialogue. Maybe people will have an opportunity to ask questions, blog, yell, scream, whatever. The end fact is that it happened. And, like Mel, he will be hurting because of it. Unlike Mel, most people probably won't care all that much that he's heading into the abyss as the punch line of the year.

Goodbye, Kramer. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

November 08, 2006

Turnaround

I would just like to say how incredibly proud and hopeful I am right now. It has been so long since I've felt pride in my country, and let me tell you, I am glowing. Once we figure out that Webb beat Allen, it will be another win for the Dems, and a big win for our country. Yay democracy!

But I really wanted to give a shout out to the Big D. Dallas pulled through BIG time. No, we didn't get Kinky, but we knew that. What we did do is upset the sure-fire DA race here by voting in the underdog, and Toby Shook was ousted. The winner, Craig Watkins, is also our first black DA, mind you. Good times.

And, in a stunning show, Democrats in Dallas took 41 of the 42 seats that had been held by Republican judges forever. A quote in this mornings paper:

"At first I was taking it personally," said Republican Livia Liu, who lost her seat as criminal district judge. "Now I know it's the whole Republican Party going down. This is what it's all about. You win and lose. Dallas County is no longer a Republican Party."

And, without further ado, my rant:

HA! You looney right-wingers thought that your fear-mongering, hypocritical family value bullshit would last forever, didn't you? Well there you go! You can shove your abortion bans and your moral high ground right up your rich white asses, you pigs. This country has had enough of being force-fed this bullshit for 6 years, and your Republican Revolution is over. Hear me? OVER!

And, you, Rumsfeld. Goodbye. The fact that it took this long to get you out is baffling, but, hey, it's done. And your buddy Cheney couldn't do shit about it. Let me shed a tear for you. No, really. Or, maybe I'll shed a tear for the thousands of US Troops that have lost their lives due to your mishandling of this avoidable situation. Or the HUNDREDS of thousands of dead Iraqi civilians. Goodbye, you steaming pile of shit. And go fuck yourself.

/rant

Now, let us try to gather the hope that we have now together and see if the Dems don't sink themselves. Hold it together. Please.

I have felt such shame in my country over the past few years. I can't tell you how it feels to be proud again.

November 01, 2006

Hip deep in shit.

Literally.

On Monday evening, M was coming home from work and decided to stop for gas over near the projects. As he was getting ready to leave, he noticed 2 tiny puppies wandering, about to go into traffic. No one was around, no other dogs, only a couple who said "Are these yours?" to which he replied, "NO! Are they yours?" Nope. So I got a call that went something like this: "Hon, it's me. I have two puppies in my hands. What should I do?" To which I replied, "Put them down." He told me the situation and said he couldn't just leave them to get hit by cars on this busy road. "Ok. Bring them home."

So begins our life as temporary foster parents for two darling little girls, who we've named Trixie and Simone. They're heartbreakers. We brought them to the vet yesterday to get checked out, and they're doing great. They're 8 weeks old, and full of puppy energy (and poo). Parker is not too happy, but that's because we're keeping them totally separate until we can be sure that they don't have any of those funky puppy illnesses that don't show up for a week after their vaccinations. So we keep them in the large bathroom and Parker has run of the house, then we lock Parker in the bedroom and take them outside to get their almost limitless energy out. They're such sweethearts. We're going to try to bring them to a no-kill shelter today so they can go to their new family. Half of me (the stupid, irrational half) says "Keep them! They're fun and loving and Parker will love them!" then the other half (the less-stupid and irrational) says "Are you an idiot? Do you know how hard it is to get someone to watch Parker when you go out of town? Try 3 dogs. Jackass."

So, here they are. Trixie and Simone, the latest in M's quest to be possibly the nicest person on earth. Oh, and if you know someone who is looking for a pup or two, drop me a line. They come with dog food.


The girls, with M
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Simone the Wonder Pup
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Trixie Lulubelle, Princess Supreme
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And, I'll end this post with the following: If you don't spay and neuter your pets, you're an idiot. There is no "unless you're going to breed them" attached here. There is NO REASON to breed them. People are dumping puppies and kittens on the side of the freeway because they can't take care of them. You need to do this. Period. If not, I'll start posting pictures of puppy mills. And nobody needs to see that. And, stop making designer dogs, people. Shishipoo is NOT a breed. Cockapei, PekiWieler, whatever you want to call them...they're mutts. And mutts are ok. Just don't breed them, jackass. Go to the local shelter and you'll see how many designer breeds have been dumped because people don't think. /rant