I feel like...a Republican.
Not really. I have a nanny now, though, which screams yuppie to me. I went to the mall with her and the baby today and while I was in Neiman Marcus (seriously), people completely knew she was my nanny. People shop with their nannies. She took care of the baby while I tried things on. Fucked up.
Why was I shopping with the nanny? Because I go back to work tomorrow. And I need new clothes. Since giving birth, I am 24 lbs UNDER my pre-pregnancy weight. That's right folks. I am 35 lbs. lighter than I was at my wedding. I went jeans shopping the other day and fit into the ones I saw and liked. It's fucking amazing. I am truly happy about this anomaly, but it does mean that none of my clothes fit. But you know what? I'm ok with that. I like being 2 sizes smaller. Hello stupid denim prices!
Things are going great. Josie is like nothing I expected. She is just the most spectacular being that has ever lived. I am not biased. It's true.
And the cool thing is, she'll only be alive for like 8 months of the worst administration ever. She will start her early years in a country headed by a black man. How cool is that? And one of my friends is marrying his partner this summer! What an absolutely fantastic time to be born. Yay her.
Here's some baby-glory for you. I will update again soon!
